Unpleasant Curse

Sauce: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4569149

I have seen Yagate Kimi ni Naru, it's a really solid yuri romance anime (not at all related to my caption, just using the pic). And yes I have read the manga, though I still think the anime is wonderful even though it stops in the middle of the story.

 

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Why do witches always have to make their spells permanent? They never admit that they can be wrong sometimes. It was one of them who did this, who turned me into this girl that can’t stop thinking about her own ass every ten seconds. The only reason they’re “persecuted” or whatever is because they’re always wearing cringy goth shit and starting drama everywhere. They think they have it sooo hard, but that’s just because they’re girls in high school. Well, thanks for turning me into one, ‘cause your lives are all easy as fuck and you can get literally anything you want as long as you look cute. And that’s without magical powers.

I was getting something at the store after school like any normal person, when a guy happened to be staring a little too long at her friend’s butt. But it wasn’t me. She’s the one who misfired the spell. It was a quick, half-assed spell too – they don’t even think. She walked out the door without looking, doing that horrible laugh with her shitty friend. But it didn’t take the intended victim. I tried to run away, but it found me. It... the magic enters through your mouth, like your soul leaving your body, but in reverse.

When the short haze cleared from my head, I was sitting on the floor of the shop, with people standing around looking at me. No one else remembered anything. I could feel a sizable weight on my chest and rear end, and the presence of hair coming down from the back of my head. My clothes felt totally different, like they were tighter in some areas, and looser in others... I awkwardly stumbled out, still in disbelief, and on the way my butt bumped into a display of something, which I let spill on the floor behind me.

I didn’t bother trying to get revenge – I didn’t know which one of them it was, and they would probably just come up with another spell to hide themselves, or to make me regret it. Now everyone thinks that I’m just another girl with a bitchy attitude, though I really try to be as nice as I can – but it’s hard when all the girls are so shallow and superficial and the guys are all too nervous to talk to me.

My sexual preferences didn’t change, thank god. I’m never letting a dick anywhere near me. Yeah, I still get off to women, even if, most of the time, it just means staring at myself in the mirror...

The real curse was that it made me very aware of my own ass. I don't think I'll ever get used to the feeling of carrying it around. I can never find pants that fit exactly right, so I have to wear a skirt everywhere. I became clumsy, always bumping into things behind me for some reason, no matter how hard I try not to. And when I’m not doing anything with my hands, I find that they’re always instinctively trying to rest on my boobs and ass, like they’re trying to cover them or something... that just brings more attention over there! Now guys won’t stop staring at me. I’m not gonna get mad at them for just looking or anything... but come on, at least try to be subtle about it.

Ugh... I hate everyone. Isn’t there something I can do about this?