Don't Even Like

A very short, safe caption. On the non explicit caps, I'm heavily inspired by TG Caption Cafe. Their captions tell so much with so few words, and I really like their art selection.

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Text: I don’t even like Hatsune Miku. She’s not even that cute. Okay, maybe a little. But now that I am her, I definitely don’t feel that way. Her worst part is her twintails, they are always getting in the way, always getting caught on something, and now I have to have someone do all the maintenance on these things. And this voice, I know some people would kill to sound this good, but it was a lot nicer to actually be taken seriously by people.

Whenever I go out, I get people who like her, who want to take pictures with her, who say they like my cosplay of her. The kind part of my heart won’t me brush them off, so I smile and entertain them. I find it easy to act like Miku, but since I don’t know much about her, I always need to keep it short and get rid of them. I’ve even found myself learning some of her songs so that I could try to make these encounters a little less awkward. Maybe I’ll need these skills if I need to make a living. I keep telling myself that I won’t let it come to that.

You can call me Miku. That’s what I say when people ask who I am, because it’s not like I have proof of being anyone else. Besides, would anyone actually believe me if I said I was a guy, trapped in this body? And what could I even expect them to do for me?

I will not allow this curse to define me. That’s why I’m keeping these twintails, so I know that this is Miku’s body and not mine, so that I don’t get too comfortable. I hate being a girl and having to live like this - but after everything I’ve learned about her, maybe Miku herself isn’t that bad after all.